December 2009
13 posts
Remember when Naomi Campbell hit her assistant...
That was such a cheetah maneuver! She was immediatly inducted. Bitch is crazy and we like that over here at YDC.
Going Rouge: Mixtape 2009
A special holiday treat for our 5 loyal readers from YDC’s associate editor:
ryansee:
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD .ZIP FILE OF “GOING ROUGE”
Tracklist (Click on links to preview songs in YouTube):
Phoenix - “1901 (The Tremulance Remix)”
Jay-Z featuring Rihanna & Kanye West - “Run This Town”
ABX (The Hood Internet) - “Comfortable Up Here (Lil Wayne vs. Röyksopp)”
Metric - “Gold...
This is a very bad idea...
This rando 80’s lady with her mocha chocolate bedspread and polka dot PJ set thinks she can tame the Cheet? We’ll see about that.
There’s not a lesson here….YET, but there will be. You can trust in that. Stay tuned for a photo of the aftermath.
Finally!!!
Cheetah eye makeup. What have they been waiting for?!!? That camo shit looks bonkers. No self-respecting Cheetah would sport that nonsensical pattern.
Keep your cheetahs clearly labeled...
Don’t ask why. Just do it. Even cute bastards like this one. Trust me.
Your Daily Cheetah for 12/14/09
What in the h is this old faux cheetah doing?
The Daily What: From Ivo Mayr’s “Passanten (Passers-By)” (via.)
ALERT!
This woman has stolen and skinned Cheetahs. She must be stopped. As all tacky guidettes from Jersey MUST BE STOPPED
This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger’s Titillating Texts [Jezebel]
Cute Little Bitch Posting
To warm your soul. And if it doesn’t work, then you clearly don’t have one.
Kardashian: Back the F Up!
Guess what? Not everyone likes a reality star or someone who got famous for being famous or for telling people that they are famous or for hanging out with other faux-famous people like this one right here.
Kim, there is a lesson here. And that lesson is this — Cheetah will bite a bitch, so please back the F up and stop trying to use us for Us Weekly photos opps.
Warning! Faux-Cheetah Alert!
Watch out for this imposter. Although, let’s be real. This bitch is fooling no one.
Tiger Claims Cheetah-status...not so fast!
So Tiger thinks he’s a cheetah…um, actually, I don’t remember inducting him. AND based upon the guidelines and rules of cheetah-dome it is Elin rather who has gained this status based upon recent events and her actions.
I think I need to send Tiger the handbook so he can refresh on the rules and regulations of life as a Cheetah. And he’s clearly not reading YDC. For shame!...
Cheetahs are cool? We know, dipshit.
YDC Co-Editor found an article today about some silly animal buffoon named Spencer “Crocodile” Morgan. Yes, this douche actually goes by that name. Anyhow, Croc Morg decided it is high time someone started exploring one of nature’s most glorious creatures - you guessed it - the Muther F’n CHEETAH!
Congrats, Spence Croc. Welcome to our world. You are visiting, but we live...
Your Daily Cheetah for 12/1/09
OK FINE it’s a LEOPARD print. Sue me. Let’s try this again.
DAMNIT! Where’s the cheetah love this holiday season?
Fetchdog, Drs Fosters & Smith: Howliday Humiliation For Dogs & Cats [Jezebel]